This I’d my first post from the iPad. I’m so cool now.   Anyways, I thought you’d be curious about what the inbox of an average looking 30 year old’s profile looks like so here you go:

Yea. Going to pass on the opportunity to see if we are compatible sexually and if my profile is really horny, well….er…. Wasn’t the vibe I was going for.  Wait no. This one is you and not me.

How about this one:

My profile indicates as many ways as possible that I want a real relationship. Hey. Maybe he has a different definition of “relationship”.  Also, I almost felt bad for “killing” him. Then, I remembered that I had done absolutely nothing wrong and went on with my day.

You get a lot of these:

And you may think: hey, those aren’t offensive! You crazy feminist, he just doesn’t know what else to say  so I, too, have had that thought.  It has yet to result in anything other than a devolution to him asking for more pictures and/or a hook-up request….

So when I say in my profile that I will respond to any message that shows evidence you read my profile, I’m not making a statement out of desperation, I’m saying that is a legitimate screening tool these days.